gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
ghosteh13: voice-of-tartarus: demeaniac: what if with our first clot of air when we are born we inhale a soul, and every time we breathe out, we squeeze a tiny part of our souls out. would our final breath actually be the very last soul fragment leaving our bodies? Woah woah wait you know those things that say “you become like the 5 people you hang out with the most” that would explain...
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psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
Unless it’s mad, passionate, extraordinary love, it’s a waste of your time.
alyssa-lenore: ❤ so here’s a video showing our relationship from the beginning to now, a collection of footage that i’ve accumulated since we started going out, that’s 20 months of laughing, being stupid, taking pictures, being best friends and falling in love somewhere in between. thank you for always being there for me, always knowing how to make me smile, for listening whenever i needed...
fasterfood: f- *looks around* fuck the..*sweats profusely* fuck the..the..the police *SWAT team surrounds and invades my house* sorry SORRY
bellalovesbacon: bulimiasux: you say you want to die but, you still put that seat belt on and look both ways before crossing the street you lock your windows and doors you would scream if someone was following you late at night you would run for your life but you do want to die you just want to die on your own terms. I have this on my blog like 6 times its amazing
bitchinbands: hongkers: hongkers: Who robbed the tampon factory? SOME BLOODY CUNT are you fucking serious